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Starbucks ain't that expensive, considering what Victoria's Secret charges per cup !

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The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty & impotence

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Dear Boys, girls are foodie that doesn't mean 

Everytime you will say "Muh Me Lelo"

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ఓస్, శోభన మంటే ఇంతేనా, ఇదైతే మాఈరిగాడు రోజు చేస్తాడుగా!
నేనింకా ఏమిటో అనుకున్నానందట, అమాయక పెళ్లికూతురు

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చాదస్తపు మొగుడు చెబితే వినడు గిల్లితే ఏడుస్తాడు
విషయం తక్కువ ఊపుడెక్కువ
బావా అని పలకరిస్తే రావా అని కొంగు పట్టుకున్నాడట

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Being in a relationship & being in a hospital are kind of the same.

Everyone asks "Serious hai kya ?"

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Women brag ..... Men grab

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Men want to f*uc*k women but want to marry virgin.
Women wants men to be a great fu*cke*r, but they don’t allow them to practice elsewhere....

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Main aaj oral loongi.

Students : Madam Mera, Madam Mera...

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She :- you look good in clean shave
He :- you too

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t*its are women's breast friend.

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Why is sex such a taboo while pregnancy a celebration? 
Why the need to hide the process but applaud the product?

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In lust, you fu*ck. 
In love, you are fuc*ked.

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