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I'd rather be busy f**ucking, than f**ucking busy.

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When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer.

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2 hours ago, summer27 said:

When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer.

Hello Thatha... nice thre^^ad 

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Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" 1f633.png😳1f633.png😳1f633.png😳
Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing...1f614.png😔1f614.png😔1f614.png😔
Professor asked the same question to a male student.
Male 
Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..."1f441.png👁
Professor : "Correct."
Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high...
5 times is too much...!!! " 

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A handjob it's a woman's way of saying I like you but not enough to blow you.

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Always be a man enough to your woman, where she never needs to fake smiles or orgasms !

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Mankind is the most intelligent creature on the planet yet most of us choose to be idiots.

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On 4/18/2012 at 4:54 AM, summer27 said:

Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers

Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle

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4 minutes ago, Quickgun_murugan said:

Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle

admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru..

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Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log, shuru me bohot meethe lagte hain.

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GF before date- sab moh maya hai.
After date- sab munh me aaya hai..

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3 minutes ago, summer27 said:

admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru..

Awesome...

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If you want to be called old at 35, become a sportsperson.

If you want to be called a youth icon at 45, become a politician.

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He: I deserve make up s*ex after this fight.
She: An*al?
He: Yes!
She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss*
Remember men, fights are never over.

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