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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337772108' post='1301848200']
God Has Planned Happiness For Each One Of Us At Right Time, It Is Only That He Does Not Share His Calendar With Us. Trust HIM & Be Blessed
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Good one

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Men would never lie so much....! If women would not ask so many questions...

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[b]Its all about the Petrol hike today - [/b]

Reliance will introduce an offer stating "buy 10 liters of petrol and get a Tata nano free!"

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We will on longer ask our relatives in Dubai to buy gold; the focus will shift to Petrol

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Mumbai Marine Drive will be renamed to Marine Walk - Courtesy Petrol

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A few years down the line, Gold will be weighed against Petrol

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Drinking and driving will no longer be a major issue, since both have now become mutually exclusive!

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India will finally be a healthy country, because cycling daily is a very good exercise! - Courtesy Petrol

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Banks will now start giving PETROL LOANS along with car loans

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Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon?
Me : 2-4 Rs petrol gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.

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The "F" in your car's fuel meter doesn't mean "Full". It means ur "F*UCKED".

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IPL Fever:
Husband busy in watching cricket, Wife come in new dress n ask him, How am I looking?? Husband started clapping and shouted,"CHAKKA"

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"u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop

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"u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush

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"u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon

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