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"u can not eat me unless u lick me"- ice cream

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337870433' post='1301855948']
[b]Its all about the Petrol hike today - [/b]

Reliance will introduce an offer stating "buy 10 liters of petrol and get a Tata nano free!"
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@3$% @3$% @3$%

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"u can not eat me unless u spread me"- butter

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Drinking and drive should not be a problem now. After all how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

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vachaava [img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/wllwj.jpg[/img], neekosam ninna o joke fost sesa susaava?[img]http://oi49.tinypic.com/wllwj.jpg[/img]

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Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya ! Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife !!

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Dear Father-In-Law,
Deeply regret taking Car in dowry, please take ur daughter or car back. Can't afford both

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Sunny Leone to Ramdev, innocently: "Baba, I cover my modesty with lingerie. How do you cover your's?" Baba: "Lungi, re!"

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Girl:yaar ye galat hai
Boy:But i luv u
Girl: Nahi galat hai
Boy:Hum shadi kr lenge jaan
Girl: Abe C**tiye jaha dal raha hai wo jagah galat hai

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1338893438' post='1301912539']
Girl:yaar ye galat hai
Boy:But i luv u
Girl: Nahi galat hai
Boy:Hum shadi kr lenge jaan
Girl: Abe C**tiye jaha dal raha hai wo jagah galat hai
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[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399[/img]

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With the High Court ruling that GAY S*EX is legal, Please note that "G**ND MAAR DOONGA" is no longer a GAALI, It's an expression of love

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The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food

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Boy: Do you Know Sperms are Made of Glucose & Sugar.
Girl: Sach?Yeh Baat to Mujhe Pata Nahi thi!
Boy: Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par MUH TO MITHA KAR LO

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