summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Quote
chummaaaa Posted July 4, 2012 Report Posted July 4, 2012 [color=#333333]Q:[/color] [color=#333333]What is the difference between a woman[/color] [color=#333333]in church and a woman in a bathtub. . . ?[/color] [color=#333333]Ans:[/color] [color=#333333]One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole. . . . [/color] Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 [quote name='ilovekajal' timestamp='1341418622' post='1302078813'] UNCLE................. [/quote] hey you..bayataki raa..ekkadikellipoyav inni rojulu.... Quote
ilovekajal Posted July 4, 2012 Report Posted July 4, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341418713' post='1302078816'] hey you..bayataki raa..ekkadikellipoyav inni rojulu.... [/quote] ekuuva ravadam ledhu bhayya.......appudappudu ravadam vellipovadam............koncchma work lo unna......hw r u.......................mana IST thadu aslu activega ledhu ee madhaya...... Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 “What’s The Most Important Question To Ask If You Want To Have Safe Sex?” Answer: “What Time Will Your Husband Be Home?“ Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember what I chose. Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. 1 Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing...... Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. Quote
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Posted July 4, 2012 Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Quote
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