summer27 Posted August 17, 2012 Author Report Posted August 17, 2012 Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates. Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ol' mom?" Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together. "So, Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?" Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends." "So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not... My dad can't stand her!" Quote
summer27 Posted August 17, 2012 Author Report Posted August 17, 2012 A guy was getting really involved with his girlfriend, so he went to a tattoo parlor and got her name tattooed on his penis. When his penis was at erect it said "Wendy", and when it was limp it says "Wy". Well, one day he and "Wendy" went to this nude beach. They were walking along, and he saw a guy's penis that said "Wy". He approached him and asked him if his girlfriend's name was "Wendy". He said "No, mine says 'Welcome to the beach and have a nice day.'" Quote
khiraak Posted August 19, 2012 Report Posted August 19, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1345212749' post='1302325579'] A guy was getting really involved with his girlfriend, so he went to a tattoo parlor and got her name tattooed on his penis. When his penis was at erect it said "Wendy", and when it was limp it says "Wy". Well, one day he and "Wendy" went to this nude beach. They were walking along, and he saw a guy's penis that said "Wy". He approached him and asked him if his girlfriend's name was "Wendy". He said "No, mine says 'Welcome to the beach and have a nice day.'" [/quote] sshhoooooooo bigggg........ [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/301427/gay-omkar-clapping-o.gif[/img][img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/301427/gay-omkar-clapping-o.gif[/img] Quote
Anta Assamey Posted August 19, 2012 Report Posted August 19, 2012 [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/bemmi.lol5_.gif?1290450399[/img] Quote
summer27 Posted August 19, 2012 Author Report Posted August 19, 2012 Miss China wins Miss World. Dare anyone says now that Chinese maal hain, nahi chalegi... Quote
summer27 Posted August 29, 2012 Author Report Posted August 29, 2012 Hey girls, two reasons why a guy doesn't text you back :- 1. He has a girlfriend. 2. You are his girlfriend. Quote
summer27 Posted August 29, 2012 Author Report Posted August 29, 2012 The Difference Between Being Religious and Horny Is Knowing The Difference Between "I Am Doing Pooja" & "I Am Doing Pooja". Quote
ManOnFire Posted August 29, 2012 Report Posted August 29, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1346245449' post='1302398882'] The Difference Between Being Religious and Horny Is Knowing The Difference Between "I Am Doing Pooja" & "I Am Doing Pooja". [/quote] [img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-viy583ZsUhk/Ti7kEsLNl8I/AAAAAAAAQAY/Ia-bvDlq2Ck/s600/a07574cadc1f45edbeb99692dadd4730.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-viy583ZsUhk/Ti7kEsLNl8I/AAAAAAAAQAY/Ia-bvDlq2Ck/s600/a07574cadc1f45edbeb99692dadd4730.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-viy583ZsUhk/Ti7kEsLNl8I/AAAAAAAAQAY/Ia-bvDlq2Ck/s600/a07574cadc1f45edbeb99692dadd4730.gif[/img][img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-viy583ZsUhk/Ti7kEsLNl8I/AAAAAAAAQAY/Ia-bvDlq2Ck/s600/a07574cadc1f45edbeb99692dadd4730.gif[/img] Ultimatum of the day Quote
whosdadnolisten Posted August 29, 2012 Report Posted August 29, 2012 [size=6][color=#000000][font=tahoma]Q. Why is $ex like shaving? A. Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... :x[/font][/color][/size] Quote
summer27 Posted August 31, 2012 Author Report Posted August 31, 2012 [color=#333333][font=Arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(245, 245, 245)]Sperm has 37.5MB ofDNA info in it.Tht means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of1587 GB in abt 3secs & people think 3G is fast[/background][/font][/color] Quote
summer27 Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Posted September 22, 2012 Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency... Quote
ManOnFire Posted September 22, 2012 Report Posted September 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348324197' post='1302520993'] Reality is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency... [/quote] Quote
summer27 Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Posted September 22, 2012 Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you’re suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone. Quote
summer27 Posted September 22, 2012 Author Report Posted September 22, 2012 To avoid expensive weekend, just follow 1 rule, Sex in mind, solution in hand Quote
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