Jump to content

Random Jokes/one-Liners..


Recommended Posts

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348324733' post='1302521025']
To avoid expensive weekend, just follow 1 rule, Sex in mind, solution in hand
[/quote]


hru Mr. Summer

Posted

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1348324881' post='1302521037']
summer i luv u nice thread ()>>
[/quote]
[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1348324870' post='1302521036']


hru Mr. Summer
[/quote]
guys...am fine..pm chesta undandi..

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348324971' post='1302521040']
guys...am fine..pm chesta undandi..
[/quote]


well plz do it ASAP.. we're missing u badly here...

Posted

Two rules of a man's life: 1) They never flirt with any unknown lady. 2) They never consider any lady unknown

Posted

The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"

  • Upvote 1
Posted

When two Indian couples come face to face, the wives look at each other's sarees & the husbands look at each other's wives...

Posted

We are from the land of Kamasutra. Probably,thats the reason why we get fcuked in more ways than we can imagine,in this country!

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329546' post='1302521339']
The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"
[/quote]
lol

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329499' post='1302521332']
Two rules of a man's life: 1) They never flirt with any unknown lady. 2) They never consider any lady unknown
[/quote]


universal fact

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329546' post='1302521339']
The Awkward Moment- in Raaz 3 when Bipasha removes her top in front of emraan & asks him "meri aankho me dekho"
[/quote]


too difficult for anyone

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348329814' post='1302521375']
When two Indian couples come face to face, the wives look at each other's sarees & the husbands look at each other's wives...
[/quote]


i guess it is 100% everywhere and viceversa

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348330910' post='1302521521']
We are from the land of Kamasutra. Probably,thats the reason why we get fcuked in more ways than we can imagine,in this country!
[/quote]


()>> CITI_$D#

Posted

One woman to another: "Men are like rain. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get and, how long it will last"

Posted

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1348333308' post='1302521785']
One woman to another: "Men are like rain. You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get and, how long it will last"
[/quote]


aha magathannanii varsham tho polchinava baafa..

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...