Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[pikki]

Summer mama, ela unnavu [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/2119144/raga-o.gif[/img]

[pikki]

[quote name='ManOnFire' timestamp='1348332009' post='1302521621']


i guess it is 100% everywhere and viceversa
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[summer27]

S*ex is like your income... you never disclose what you get,but you always think others are getting more.

[summer27]

Thought for the day: Answering you wife is like diffusing a BOMB... One wrong move & BOOOOOOMMMM....

[chittimallu4]

[ManOnFire]

awesome man

[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334755260' post='1301654153']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Men will b Men"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thousands of Men visited the new "Topless Restaurant",they were shocked to find out that it had no roof![/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334825677' post='1301658571']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAMLAL - Thakur Sahab Gabbar Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Raha Hain. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]THAKUR - Toh?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]RAMLAL - Nahi,Bahu Puch Rahi Hain Aap Badala Loge Ya, Main Paise Le Lu?[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334826258' post='1301658581']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What's common between "AMUL" & "WOMAN"?? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Both are utterly butterly delicious, but one on bread and other on bed.[/font][/color]
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[Maximus]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ucThZq7C71k/UGD9AxjfbaI/AAAAAAAAHb8/06kLi9IYhwI/s150/Brahmi-2.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ucThZq7C71k/UGD9AxjfbaI/AAAAAAAAHb8/06kLi9IYhwI/s150/Brahmi-2.gif[/img] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/-ucThZq7C71k/UGD9AxjfbaI/AAAAAAAAHb8/06kLi9IYhwI/s150/Brahmi-2.gif[/img]

[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829435' post='1301658679']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION FROM GOD TO ALL WOMEN - [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]LYING UNDER SOMEBODY IN BED and SCREAMING "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED AS PRAYER[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334829876' post='1301658682']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334833151' post='1301658781']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334833151' post='1301658781']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam "what is the difference between veg and non-veg films ?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam : "While watching the film if your eyes get wet then its veg, if your underwear gets wet its non-veg".[/font][/color]
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[Simham]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334843482' post='1301659092']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sex ke baad aurat, aadmi se boli ? Tumhari Bansuri bahut choti hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Aadmi bola- Mujhe kya patha tha ki community hall me bajani hai!!![/font][/color]
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