googledude Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 * You will always have something to do with your hands. * To avoid headaches later in the day, always have a cigarette first thing in the morning. * If you work with explosives, you have a handy method of lighting the fuse. * Smoking is a good career move if you want early retirement and would like to use up your sick leave. * On New Years Eve you don't have to go out to the fireworks. Just dip your cigarette into a jar of ground up sparklers. * Amuse your friends and be the life of the party by blowing smoke rings. * Always discard your butts in flower pots and garden beds as it helps fertilise the plants and keeps insects away. * Occasional house fires will help keep firemen employed. * By buying cigarettes from corner stores, you help support local businesses and help retain the fabric of our society. * At the beach, children can use the butts to decorate their sand castles. * Annoy neighbours you don't like by staying home and smoking heavily. * You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette". * Always smoke when you are pregnant. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world. * When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them. * By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day. * Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker. Non-smoking is for wimps and wusses. * You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years. * Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day. * You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks. * Smoking is an adult custom. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily. * If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door. * You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes. * Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window. * Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them. so abbayilu smoke cheyandi [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/16bc7lz.gif[/img]
googledude Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=bitterkai link=topic=34477.msg260678#msg260678 date=1263917166] hammernd hammernd hammernd[/quote]swaree mee munni nee annanaanaa ~"! ~"!
prmunni Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hitwalltwice hitwalltwice !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# !q# hammernd hammernd hammernd warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf
Adolf Hitler Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 arey google gaa....edchinattu undi nee post....smoking valla advantages enti ra? dabbulichi smoke tho lungs ki coating kottukovadam advantages (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*"nuvvu taagithey taagu...pakkanodu tagataanni encourage cheyyaku.... warningnf warningnf
prmunni Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=Adolf Hitler link=topic=34477.msg260687#msg260687 date=1263917331]arey google gaa....edchinattu undi nee post....smoking valla advantages enti ra? lungs ki dabbulichi smoke tho koting kottukovadam advantages (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*"nuvvu taagithey taagu...pakkanodu tagataanni encourage cheyyaku.... warningnf warningnf[/quote] you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock *=: *=: *=: *=:
googledude Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=Adolf Hitler link=topic=34477.msg260687#msg260687 date=1263917331]arey google gaa....edchinattu undi nee post....smoking valla advantages enti ra? lungs ki dabbulichi smoke tho koting kottukovadam advantages (*" (*" (*" (*" (*" (*"nuvvu taagithey taagu...pakkanodu tagataanni encourage cheyyaku.... warningnf warningnf[/quote]nuvvu maree too much a edhi funny post o kuda theliyadhanuvvu dhayachesi e thaadu nundi jump ayipo
Adolf Hitler Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=googledude link=topic=34477.msg260694#msg260694 date=1263917512]nuvvu maree too much a edhi funny post o kuda theliyadhanuvvu dhayachesi e thaadu nundi jump ayipo [/quote]endi paa? idi comedy aa? idi comedy endi ra babu.....[IMG]http://www.imageping.com/out.php/i13462_downloadgp1.gif[/img]
sombarey Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=googledude link=topic=34477.msg260694#msg260694 date=1263917512]nuvvu maree too much a edhi funny post o kuda theliyadhanuvvu dhayachesi e thaadu nundi jump ayipo [/quote]funny gaa chesinaa. gisuvanti postlu veeyaaaku........ warningnf [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/234iyo.jpg[/img]
polikeka Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 google nuvu funny ga eesina pillalni encourage chesinatte undi..... so ne post !q# !q# !q#
googledude Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=Adolf Hitler link=topic=34477.msg260700#msg260700 date=1263917608]endi paa? idi comedy aa? idi comedy endi ra babu.....[IMG]http://www.imageping.com/out.php/i13462_downloadgp1.gif[/img][/quote]nenu thaagamantey nuvu thaaguthaava leka e db lo evadina naa suggestion vini thaaguthaaraandharu Graduation stage dhatina vallle ikkada evadu evadiki cheppanavsaram ledhu chitti ...... nuvvu podhuna podhuney tension padipoku....avesa padipokuoka saari nenu disadvantages of beer ani thread vesthey nuvvu adavantages of beer ani vesaav..nuvvu vesaav ani andharu db lo nee call thisukoni beer start chesaara !q# !q# !q#...idharam just for fun threads vesukunnam anthey.... koncham avesa padatam thagginchu maama andharam happy ga undochu db lo ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"!
Adolf Hitler Posted January 19, 2010 Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=googledude link=topic=34477.msg260715#msg260715 date=1263917892]nenu thaagamantey nuvu thaaguthaava leka e db lo evadina naa suggestion vini thaaguthaaraandharu Graduation stage dhatina vallle ikkada evadu evadiki cheppanavsaram ledhu chitti ...... nuvvu podhuna podhuney tension padipoku....avesa padipokuoka saari nenu disadvantages of beer ani thread vesthey nuvvu adavantages of beer ani vesaav..nuvvu vesaav ani andharu db lo nee call thisukoni beer start chesaara !q# !q# !q#...idharam just for fun threads vesukunnam anthey.... koncham avesa padatam thagginchu maama andharam happy ga undochu db lo ~"! ~"! ~"! ~"![/quote]all my concern is about your last statement..."so guys..dammukottandi...tokka tolu..."and...even now, i say limited drinking is always fine...adi andariki telusu..tell me if there is something like "Limited Smoking"
googledude Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Posted January 19, 2010 [quote author=Adolf Hitler link=topic=34477.msg260723#msg260723 date=1263918041]all my concern is about your last statement..."so guys..dammukottandi...tokka tolu..."and...even now, i say limited drinking is always fine...adi andariki telusu..tell me if there is something like "Limited Smoking"[/quote]nuvvu inka covering vadhu maama nuvvu emi limited drinking cheya mani em cheppala nee thread loAdavnatages of beer ani vesaav anthey.....intha funny thread nee nuvvu intha serious ga thisukokunuvvu chesthey okati pakkanodu chesthey okati kaadhu darling
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