Joke

[chumma_]

[b] For India , its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Australia its Aus.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what's for
Brazil & London.[/b]

[Ka NTR i]

BZL,LDN

[mammamiya]

[quote name='BlueBerry' timestamp='1341587222' post='1302089130']
BZL,LDN
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[img]http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GRfJ-_Ko1Jo/TdZvn2MkHiI/AAAAAAAABvU/GcwQHTlNCq8/Brahmi--1.gif[/img]

[chumma_]

[b] [size=5]What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & Boobs?
Guess ?
Its easy !!
U know the answer !!
Open it....
press it..

Put in mouth and get Fresh . . . .[/size][/b]

[mammamiya]

[quote name='chumma_' timestamp='1341587286' post='1302089142']
[b] [size=5]What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & Boobs?
Guess ?
Its easy !!
U know the answer !!
Open it....
press it..

Put in mouth and get Fresh . . . .[/size][/b]
[/quote]
[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/brahmam_oho1.gif[/img]

[chumma_]

[b] Q: What is the diffrence b/w
1. Call Girl
2. Girlfriend
3. Wife
Ans:
1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Free & Unlimited. . . . ;-[/b]

[Silver_mani]

[mammamiya]

hi silver kaka

[chumma_]

[b] Teacher: what is common between Indra Gandhi& Sonia Gandhi?
Student: After thinking: Sir, nipples of both had been sucked by Rajive Gandhi..-[/b]

[chumma_]

[b] Couple *** On Upper Berth & Drain There"STUFF"
On The Head Of "BALD MAN" Sleeping At The Lower Berth. .
Bald Man Oh ###### . . . What The Hell Is Going On. . .?? ?
Couple: Sir. . .! We r On HONEYMOON. .
Bald Man: To Hell Wid Ur HONEYMOON . . . But Don't Drop Ur "HONEY" On My "MOON". . .[/b]

[chumma_]

[b] Lecturer: Which comes 1st. . . "SUN Or MOON" . . . ? ??
Student:Obviously MOON. . . ! ! ! !
Lecturer: How. . . ?
Student : Only after
"Honey-MOON"
"SON" Will come. . . . ;->[/b]

[chumma_]

[b] Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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[b]
Excuse me !
My face is above... [/b]

[cherlapalli_jailer]

So far all are nice

[chumma_]

[img]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/426827_10150961265341985_983771077_n.jpg[/img]

[baa]

[quote name='chumma_' timestamp='1341587411' post='1302089163']
[b] Teacher: what is common between Indra Gandhi& Sonia Gandhi?
Student: After thinking: Sir, nipples of both had been sucked by Rajive Gandhi..-[/b]
[/quote]