Dedicated To Samantha...

[summer27]

Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.


Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.


Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.


If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.


Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.


Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.


Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


Sadly, all men are created equal.


The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.


What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

[manmadudhu]

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[summer27]

Men will be Men --------------


1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.


4. HE’s not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.

SHE’s not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies’ room.

5. HE’s not in the office.
He’s meeting with customers.

SHE’s not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

6. HE’s having lunch with the boss.
He’s on his way up.

SHE’s having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

7. The boss criticised HIM.
He’ll prove his performance.

The boss criticized HER.
She’ll be very upset.

8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?

SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

9. HE’s getting married.
He’ll get more settled.

SHE’s getting married.
She’ll get pregnant and leave.

10. HE’s having a baby.
He’ll need a raise.

SHE’s having a baby.
She’ll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

11. HE’s going on a business trip.
It’s good for his career.

SHE’s going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

12. HE’s leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.

SHE’s leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.

[chutneyvishwanatham]

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[samantha.]

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[chutneyvishwanatham]

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[Anta Assamey]

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[summer27]

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[summer27]

[quote name='Brahmanandam©' timestamp='1341630936' post='1302093343']
Summer ki edo ayyindi..[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-R0tRjxagkHo/T-eKK6e5scI/AAAAAAAAHCE/CWnzhzBiRus/s150/PK-81.gif[/img]
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[Sastrygaru]

what kinda dedication is this?.. [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] didnt get it

[summer27]

[quote name='Sastrygaru' timestamp='1341631504' post='1302093408']
what kinda dedication is this?.. [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol1.gif[/img] didnt get it
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feminist dedication ..[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[powerstarsammu]

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