Jokes Lol

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Girl: I'm not feeling well today! Boy: Oh! Thatz 2 bad, i thought of taking u 4 shoping today! Girl: I ws joking Boy: Me To[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333]Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO 'CHILDREN DAY' MANANA PADTA HAI?[/color][/size][/font][/color]

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What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR[/size][/font][/color]
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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