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[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][size=1][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[size=3][color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]have left will start to move faster than the one you[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]are in now.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]you never get a busy tone.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]become coated with grease, your nose will begin to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]itch.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]will roll to the least accessible corner.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]late for work because you had a flat tire, the next[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]morning you will[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]have a flat tire.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]water, the telephone rings.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]someone you know increases when you are with someone[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]you don't want to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]be seen with.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]is inversely proportional to the reach.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]something which will[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]last until the coffee is cold.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]will get a better one.[/background][/font][/color][/size]

samantha. LEGEND

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[quote name='Slim-Shady' timestamp='1342093106' post='1302119925']
@3$% @3$% strange but true
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lol yaa

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CHEPPUKOCHUDDAM

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Wrong num ku phone chesinapudu busy vachintadi..but neevu wrong num ku chesavani neeku thelavd kada

cherlapalli_jailer LEGEND

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Good morning

coffee lanti quotes

nice one to start off

Cenay Hero

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[quote name='CHEPPUKOCHUDDAM' timestamp='1342094489' post='1302119935']
Wrong num ku phone chesinapudu busy vachintadi..but neevu wrong num ku chesavani neeku thelavd kada
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[quote name='CHEPPUKOCHUDDAM' timestamp='1342094489' post='1302119935']
Wrong num ku phone chesinapudu busy vachintadi..but neevu wrong num ku chesavani neeku thelavd kada
[/quote]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='samantha.' timestamp='1342092957' post='1302119924']
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][size=1][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[size=3][color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]have left will start to move faster than the one you[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]are in now.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]you never get a busy tone.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]become coated with grease, your nose will begin to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]itch.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]will roll to the least accessible corner.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]late for work because you had a flat tire, the next[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]morning you will[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]have a flat tire.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]water, the telephone rings.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]someone you know increases when you are with someone[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]you don't want to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]be seen with.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]is inversely proportional to the reach.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]something which will[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]last until the coffee is cold.[/background][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you[/background][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=arial, sans-serif][background=rgb(253, 250, 254)]will get a better one.[/background][/font][/color][/size]
[/quote] (.L@

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@Shadow@ LEGEND

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agreed @3$% @3$%

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