Joke

[nallaberry]

[color=#333333]A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...[/color]

[color=#333333]Dear Wife,[/color]
[color=#333333]I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand[/color]
[color=#333333]Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary."[/color]

[color=#333333]When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows...[/color]

[color=#333333]Dear Husband,[/color]
[color=#333333]I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the
Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy. AND,
you, being an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."[/color]

[chinni005]

[dollar vora]

[nallaberry]

[color=#333333]A patient complained to a doctor[/color]
[color=#333333]that he[/color]
[color=#333333]wetted his bed every night.[/color]
[color=#333333]"Before it happens, do you see any[/color]
[color=#333333]dreams?" the doctor said.[/color]
[color=#333333]"Yes, doctor. Usually I see a dream[/color]
[color=#333333]in[/color]
[color=#333333]which a small demon comes and[/color]
[color=#333333]says, 'Let's pee."
"OK," the doctor said. "Next time
you see
the demon, say, "No, we've already
peed."
Next time the patient came to the
doctor, the latter asked, "So? Did
you do as I said?
"Yes, I did."
"Did it help?"
"Yes, doctor. Only, it made the
matter
worse."
"How?" "As I said 'We've already
peed,' the
demon nodded and said, 'Then,
let's S#it
a little."[/color]

[nallaberry]

[color=#333333]A farmer has three daughters who all have dates tonight.[/color]
[color=#333333]The doorbell rings and the farmer answers it, the boy says,"Hello i'm joe, i'm here for flo, we are going to the show, is she ready to go?" so she comes down and leaves w/ joe. The doorbell rings again and the boy says,"hello i'm eddy, i'm here for betty, we're going to eat spaghetti, is she ready?" and so they leave together. the doorbell rings a third time and the boy says,"hello my name is chuck..." The farmer shot him![/color]