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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/some-of-most-important-forgotten-laws.html"]Some Of the most important forgotten laws[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/some-of-most-important-forgotten-laws.html"][color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]have left will start to move faster than the one you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]are in now.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]you never get a busy tone.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]become coated with grease, your nose will begin to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]itch.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]will roll to the least accessible corner.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]late for work because you had a flat tire, the next[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]morning you will[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]have a flat tire.[/size][/font][/color]

[size=1][color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]water, the telephone rings.[/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]someone you know increases when you are with someone[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]you don't want to[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]be seen with.[/font][/color][/size]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]is inversely proportional to the reach.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]something which will[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]last until the coffee is cold.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]will get a better one.[/size][/font][/color][/url][/left]

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/some-of-most-important-forgotten-laws.html"]Some Of the most important forgotten laws[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/some-of-most-important-forgotten-laws.html"][color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]have left will start to move faster than the one you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]are in now.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]you never get a busy tone.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]become coated with grease, your nose will begin to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]itch.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]will roll to the least accessible corner.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]late for work because you had a flat tire, the next[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]morning you will[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]have a flat tire.[/size][/font][/color]

[size=1][color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]water, the telephone rings.[/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]someone you know increases when you are with someone[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]you don't want to[/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial,sans-serif]be seen with.[/font][/color][/size]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]8) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]someone that a machine won't work, it will.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]is inversely proportional to the reach.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]furthest from the aisle arrive last.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]something which will[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]last until the coffee is cold.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#500050][font=arial, sans-serif][size=3]will get a better one.[/size][/font][/color][/url][/left]
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