"daddy! How Was I Born?"

July 19, 2012

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'![/left][/size][/font][/color]