The Husband Store................................enjoy!-Must Read

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[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]store[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]ONLY ONCE ![/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]floor,[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]On the first floor the sign on the door reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="DarkRed"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 1[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - These men have jobs and love the Lord.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]The second floor sign reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="darkred"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 2[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]The third floor sign reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="darkred"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 3[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]extremely good looking.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="darkred"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 4[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]good looking and help with the housework.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="darkred"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 5[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]reads:[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color="darkred"][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][size="5"]Floor 6[/size][/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left] - You are visitor 4,363,012th to this floor. There are no men[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]impossible to please.[/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]exit the building, and have a nice day![/left][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left].........Always Try Your Best To Get Whatever You Love....Otherwise…You Will Be Forced To Love Whatever You Get.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left]Always Try Your Best To Get Whatever You Love....Otherwise…You Will Be Forced To Love Whatever You Get.[/left][/size][/font][/color]


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