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[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee .[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband![/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak![/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins![/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.[/left][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][left][27 ]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/left][/size][/font][/color]

[AttiliSatti]

gp....

[stunt_master]

go

[Vivian_afdb]

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[k2s]

[color=#000000][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/size][/font][/color]

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[dadarlingva]

I like "Those who cant laugh at themselves leave the job to others"

[Desamudhuru]

req :27
oka vela mother ki edaru children vunte ??? (!(< (!(<