The Sharing Of Marriage... The Old Man Placed An Order For One Hambur

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/sharing-of-marriage-old-man-placed.html"]The sharing of marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/sharing-of-marriage-old-man-placed.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. [/color]


[color=#222222]He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. [/color]


[size=1][color=#222222]Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' [/color][/size]


[color=#222222]As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything [/color]


[color=#222222]People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. [/color]


[color=#222222]Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.[/color]
[color=#222222]This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.' [/color]


[color=#222222]Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' [/color]


[color=#222222]She answered -- [/color][/font][/url]

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