A Priest Dies And Is Waiting In Line At Heaven's Gate. Ahead Of Him Is

[alucinogens]

[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-priest-dies-and-is-waiting-in-line-at.html"]A priest dies and is waiting in line at heaven's gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-priest-dies-and-is-waiting-in-line-at.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]God to the guy : Who r u?[/color]
[color=#222222]Guy: I'm a rickshaw driver from Surat[/color]
[color=#222222]God; Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.[/color]
[color=#222222]God to the priest: Who r u?[/color]
[color=#222222]Priest: I'm a priest and spent 40yrs preaching good to people.[/color]
[color=#222222]God: Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.[/color]
[color=#222222]Priest: God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get a cotton robe.[/color]
[size=1][color=#222222]God: Results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...[/color]
[color=#222222]Its performance, not position that counts.[/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]

[andhraajay]

[quote name='alucinogens' timestamp='1343361563' post='1302208371']
[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-priest-dies-and-is-waiting-in-line-at.html"]A priest dies and is waiting in line at heaven's gate. Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-priest-dies-and-is-waiting-in-line-at.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]God to the guy : Who r u?[/color]
[color=#222222]Guy: I'm a rickshaw driver from Surat[/color]
[color=#222222]God; Take this gold robe and enter kingdom of heaven.[/color]
[color=#222222]God to the priest: Who r u?[/color]
[color=#222222]Priest: I'm a priest and spent 40yrs preaching good to people.[/color]
[color=#222222]God: Take this cotton robe and enter heaven.[/color]
[color=#222222]Priest: God, how come that foul mouthed, rash driver gets a gold and I spent all my life preaching good get a cotton robe.[/color]
[size=1][color=#222222]God: Results, my son, results. While u preached, people slept, when he drove, people really prayed...[/color]
[color=#222222]Its performance, not position that counts.[/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]
[/quote]

Yep, Now tell GOD talking of Performance.. It Bugs me .....

God is supposed to be good to all, Albeit its a joke, Want to know this God, He is Jealous and Wants every1 to pray him.. Sick Man...

[Krishna5432]