A Group Of Kindergartners Were Trying To Become Accustomed To The Fir

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-group-of-kindergartners-were-trying.html"]A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-group-of-kindergartners-were-trying.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222]"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my Nana." [/color]

[color=#222222]"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." [/color]

[color=#222222]She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words." She then asked Bobby what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. [/color]

[size=1][color=#222222]"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the ######."[/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]