Jokes

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[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Coach:India missed GOLD medal in swimming[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]*****: Doola teerindhaa!!!!! Gold medal vesukoni swimmin chesthe podhamari!!![/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]*****: HURRAYYYY!!!! JUMPS IN JOY..... DANCING[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]DOCTOR: Y R U SO HAPPY?[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]BALAYYA: KURRALLANDHARU NAKU BRAIN LEDHANI JOKES VESUTHUNNARU.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]NAKU BRAIN UNDHI KABATTE KADHA DHANIKI TUMOUR VACHINDHI.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]IDHI CHALU DOCTOR NAAKU BRAIN VUNDI ANI CHEPPADANIKI....[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]IKA PICHEKESTHA...[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]O cinema hall owner balayya ki pedda fan.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Anduku atadu tana cinema hall ki :Balayya pancha" ani pettaru.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Prati new cinema ki paper lo ila ad vastadi- Balayya pancha lo Kotta-bangaaru-lokam[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya pancha lo teen maar[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya pancha lo emaindhi ee vela[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya pancha lo ragada[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya pancha lo katti[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya panche lo mirapakay[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya panche lo Raktha charitra[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya panche lo oosaravelli[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..![/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]After 2minuts balayya cries louder.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[b]Friend:[/b][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)] What happens now.?[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..![/background][/size][/font][/color]


[b]Begger:[/b][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)] ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[b]Balayya :[/b][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)] vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[b]Begger:[/b][color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)] Nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kaadu babu.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya : I kiss my wife everyday bfore I go 2 office 7 U?[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Bellamkonda : I Kiss your wife after you go 2 office..[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya: nene first.... nene first.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]JrNTR: Babai chala rojula nunchi wrong calls vastunayi.. em cheyamantav ?[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]Balayya: Na movie songs ni caller tunega pettuko, customer care vadu kuda call cheyadu..[/background][/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Sardar: If you tell me whats in my bag, I'll give you Apple from my bag[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]BALAKRISHNA is scratching his head but no anwer ![/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]If u tel how many the are, I'll give you all the 8 apples[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]BALAKRISHNA: Nee yabba edaina clue evvu bey..![/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Bairagi]

evaru babu ee jokes thayaar chesindi

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[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]BALAYYA went 4 robbery in a bank.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]He showed d gun & packed all d money..[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]After packing he went 2 manager &said[/background][/size][/font][/color]



[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]"Antha na accout lo vesei"[/background][/size][/font][/color]

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[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]There are three idiots (harikrishna, balayya, tarak)[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]lived in the same room[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]at 110 th floor of the building[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]One day lift not working ,[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]so they decided to tell[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]the story for time pass[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]during climbing steps[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]they started climbing steps[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)] Balayya told and an action[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]story up to 50 floor[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]Tarak told the[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]comedy story up to 109[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]Harikrishna told one[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]sentiment story[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]That is ...ROOM KEYS [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(229, 229, 229)]CAR LO MARICHIPOYA...[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[stunt_master]

[I hate caste......]

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IZOvRJc8bmU/SOHOnXPP0iI/AAAAAAAAAA4/QU9iXd9KLEE/s320/Balayya-politics.jpg[/img]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]CHANDAMAMA"[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Girl: Nuvvu nannu love chestunnava? [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Boy: Avunu bangaram Girl: Ayithe naaku a chandamamani thechivvu![/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] Boy : nenu nee lover ni, Balakrishna ni kadhu[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] "BLIND MAN" Okaroju Balayya village ki velladu...[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] Blind Man: Babu idi pagala? Ratra?.[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] Balayya: Yemo tatha nenu kuda ee vooriki kotha [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Blindman: Babu naina nuvvu balayyavi kadha[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] Finally balayya is very happy that even Blind people can identify him very easily.[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[I hate caste......]

[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]SCHOOL ADMISSION . . . [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]PRINCIPAL: Mee Birth Place Enti?....[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya: Tiruvanathapuram..... [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]PRINCIPAL: Tellme the Spelling?..... [/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)]Balayya:Indaka Joke Chesa,Nenu Goa lo Puttanu.....[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(239, 239, 239)] PRINCIPAL :- Orey Balayya Nuvvu marav ra. . . [/background][/size][/font][/color]