A Man And His Ever-Nagging Wife Went On Vacation To Jerusalem. While

[alucinogens]

[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-man-and-his-ever-nagging-wife-went-on.html"]A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-man-and-his-ever-nagging-wife-went-on.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=white]The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"[/background][/color]

[size=1][color=#222222][background=white]The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance....[/background][/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]

[k2s]

no jokes on jesus pls

[paampachak]

[quote name='alucinogens' timestamp='1343772134' post='1302233902']
[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-man-and-his-ever-nagging-wife-went-on.html"]A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/07/a-man-and-his-ever-nagging-wife-went-on.html"][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=white]The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"[/background][/color]

[size=1][color=#222222][background=white]The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance....[/background][/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]
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This is not a joke on Jesus, nothing was said badly I think