A Man Was Walking In The Street When He Heard A Voice. "stop! Stand S

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-man-was-walking-in-street-when-he.html"]A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-man-was-walking-in-street-when-he.html"][font=Georgia, Times New Roman, serif][size=1][background=white]He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." [/background]

[background=white]The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" [/background]

[size=1][background=white]"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. [/background]

[background=white]"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"[/background][/size][/size][/font][/url][/left]