Bob Was In Trouble. He Forgot His Wedding Anniversary. His Wife Was R

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"[/url][/b]




[url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his[/url]

[url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"] wife woke[/url]

[url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a [/url]

[url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]box[/url]

[size=1][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the [/url][/size]
[size=1][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"]driveway, brought[/url][/size]

[url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/bob-was-in-trouble-he-forgot-his.html"][size=1]the box back in the house.[/size]

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.[/url]