Most Common Utilities Of The Word ** (18+)

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It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...


"What the was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

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"That's not a real *** gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna *** find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to *** roll."
- Anne Boleyn

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"Let the *** woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What *** map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any *** idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

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"It does so *** look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the *** ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

" a duck."
- Walt Disney

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"Why?- Because its *** there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna *** rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered *** showers my ass."
- Noah

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"I need this parade like I need a *** hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

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The Word FCUK
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FCUK". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "FCUK" falls into many grammatical categories.
•It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John FCUKed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was FCUKed by John).
•It can be an action verb (John really gives a FCUK), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a FCUK), an adverb (Mary is FCUKing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific FCUK).
•It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is FCUKing beautiful) or an interjection (FCUK! I'm late for my date with Mary).
•It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, FCUK she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "FCUK". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...


Greetings "How the FCUK are ya?"

Fraud "I got FCUKed by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, FCUK it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm FCUKed now."

Aggression "FCUK YOU!"

Disgust "FCUK me."

Confusion "What the FCUK.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this FCUKing business!"

Despair "FCUKed again..."

Pleasure "I FCUKing couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the FCUK is going on here?"

Lost "Where the FCUK are we."

Disbelief "UNFCUKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your FCUKing ass!"

Denial "I didn't FCUKing do it."

Perplexity "I know FCUK all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a FCUK, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the FCUK are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the FCUK are you?"

Panic "Let's get the FCUK out of here."

Directions "FCUK off."

Disbelief "How the FCUK did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a FCUKing asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five FCUKing thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this FCUKing job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother FCUKer."

It can be political- "FCUK Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...


"What the FCUK was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the FCUK is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real FCUKing gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna FCUKing find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to FCUKing roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the FCUKing woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What FCUKing map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any FCUKing idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so FCUKing look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the FCUK did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the FCUKing ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"FCUK a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its FCUKing there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna FCUKing rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered FCUKing showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a FCUKing hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

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I took time to read the whole thing.... which i normally dont!
Mast undhi...

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I took time to read the whole thing.... which i normally dont!
Mast undhi...
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