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After War, Hanumanji Submitted Ta Bill For His Tour To Pick Up Sanjiv


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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/after-war-hanumanji-submitted-ta-bill.html"]After war, Hanumanji submitted TA Bill for his tour to pick up Sanjivani booti to Ram administration. The LDA in TA section raised three objections: :([/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/after-war-hanumanji-submitted-ta-bill.html"][font=Georgia, Times New Roman, serif][size=1][color=#222222][background=white]1) Hanuman did not take prior permission of the proper authority (Bharat), the king of Ayodhya during the relevant time.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white](2) Hanuman being Grade D officer was not entitled to air travel.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white](3) He was asked to carry a plant but instead carried the whole mountain (unauthorised excess baggage).[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]King Ram could do nothing but mark it down for re-examination.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]Grateful Laxman approached the clerk and offered a bribe of 10% of the TA bill.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]Now the LDA wrote : "Re-examined.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]1. During the relevant time Ram, was the dejure king through his Paduka.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]2. Further, in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorised ex-post-facto to fly.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]3. Also, excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journey at extra cost.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]TA bill was passed.: Jai Ho![/background][/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]

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[size=4][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/after-war-hanumanji-submitted-ta-bill.html"][b][color="#0f72da"]After war, Hanumanji submitted TA Bill for his tour to pick up Sanjivani booti to Ram administration. The LDA in TA section raised three objections: :([/color][/b][/url][/size]



[size=4][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/after-war-hanumanji-submitted-ta-bill.html"][font=Georgia, Times New Roman, serif][color=#222222][background=white]1) Hanuman did not take prior permission of the proper authority (Bharat), the king of Ayodhya during the relevant time.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white](2) Hanuman being Grade D officer was not entitled to air travel.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white](3) He was asked to carry a plant but instead carried the whole mountain (unauthorised excess baggage).[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]King Ram could do nothing but mark it down for re-examination.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]Grateful Laxman approached the clerk and offered a bribe of 10% of the TA bill.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]Now the LDA wrote : "Re-examined.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]1. During the relevant time Ram, was the dejure king through his Paduka.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]2. Further, in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorised ex-post-facto to fly.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]3. Also, excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journey at extra cost.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=white]TA bill was passed.: Jai Ho![/background][/color][/font][/url][/size]

[size=4]not half bad[/size]

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