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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"]A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver. "I will tow you to d next service station, but if I drive too fast pls flash ur lights"![/url][/b]


[left][size=1][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"][color=#222222][background=white][font=Georgia,Times New Roman,serif]They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Posche speeds past 120miles an hour... The BMW driver forgets about d Nano & guns it after the Porsche.. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW & Porshe raising past 120 mile an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"[/font][/background][/color][/url][/size][/left]

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[b] [size=6] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"]A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver. "I will tow you to d next service station, but if I drive too fast pls flash ur lights"![/url][/size][/b]


[size=6][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"][color=#222222][background=white]They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Posche speeds past 120miles an hour... The BMW driver forgets about d Nano & guns it after the Porsche.. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW & Porshe raising past 120 mile an hour with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"[/background][/color][/url][/size]
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[quote name='alucinogens' timestamp='1345303046' post='1302332159']
[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"]A Nano breaks down on a roadside & a BMW 750 stops 2 help the old driver. "I will tow you to d next service station, but if I drive too fast pls flash ur lights"![/url][/b]



[left][size=3][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/a-nano-breaks-down-on-roadside-bmw-750.html"][color=#222222][background=white][font=Georgia,Times New Roman,serif]They set up slowly, but only a mile or so down the line a Posche speeds past 120miles an hour... The BMW driver forgets about d Nano & guns it after the Porsche.. Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ "You won't believe I have a BMW & Porshe[/font][/background][/color][color=#0000FF][background=white][font=Georgia,Times New Roman,serif] raising past 120 mile an hour [/font][/background][/color][color=#222222][background=white][font=Georgia,Times New Roman,serif]with a Nano flashing its lights to overtake"[/font][/background][/color][/url][/size][/left]
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