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This Is The Jack Daniels Fishing Story I Went Fishing One Morning But


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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/this-is-jack-daniels-fishing-story-i.html"]This is the Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.[/url][/b]


[left][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/this-is-jack-daniels-fishing-story-i.html"][font=Georgia, Times New Roman, serif][size=1][color=#222222][background=white]Then I saw a snake with a frog in his mouth.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]Frogs are good bass bait.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]Now the dilemma was how to release the snake[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]Jack Daniels and poured a[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back,[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]he went limp. I released him into the lake without[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]incident and carried on fishing using the frog.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=white]snake, with two more frogs..[/background][/color][/size][/font][/url][/left]

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