Parody H1 Interview...

[scotsman]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Hi Guys..just wanted to share my experience as it would be useful for others who are willing to go for stamping.[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]I had my appointment in the afternoon at 1:15 pm and i was allowed inside 15 mins before. waited with the regular process of waiting and finally went to the counter where i was interviewed.[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: How are you doing?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: pissed off...how about you freako?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Fine.. what do you work on?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I work as sandwich artist at subway .....[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Are you an expert at sandwich and coffee?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I said i am very good it ( Thinking it would be over confidence if i said yes)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Can you explain about ur job and and ur responsibilities?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: footlong,6 inch...blah.blah...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Is your role a lead role?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: Technically yes..but i am a sandwich artist and my employer some times[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] as a sr.A$$HOLE as i work extensively on development too co-ordinating with teams in India,Argentina and multiple cities in USA[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: can i see your LCA?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: NO UR NOT SUPPOSED TO...DO THAT..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Can i see your client letter?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: Our client company policy doesn't provide client letters without RFE/Query from US consulate how ever i do have the email conversations with my Manager, tech leads and gave him the document which i printed from outlook. ( Immigration dept stated in those emails to my manager that they cannot provide client letter without query/rfe)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa officer: Who is your employer?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: SUBWAY...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Can i see your past w-2 for 2011 and 2010?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: i gave 2011 and i changed employer for 3 months in 2010 and lost that 2nd w2 and thought he wouldnt care 2010 w-2[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: He asked specifically 2010 w-2's[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I gave one and he asked the other one too i said i misplaced it some where but i had it till i reached toronto ( I lied i didnt have it nad lost it long back but just thought he would feel i am irresponsible to loose a w-2)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: It's such an important document and you need to keep it safe ( He said smiling)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I didn't know how to react and i kept silent.[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: DO you have a vendor in between client and your employer?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I AM the vendor and i have clients...waitlng for subs...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Can i see any document supporting your answer?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I gave him the subway wrap(which i used to wrap thetake aways) provided. I had an excellent sub which stored almost 3 yrs.[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: wow..you are working for same client for almost 3 yrs..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: i said yes sir[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: That's a very long time...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me.u jerk...u got a gud humour.....hahaha...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Do you have any other documentation between client and vendor?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I had sop of sandwich preparation which is a 100 pgs pdf with rates stricked inviisbly in black and i gave that...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa officer: Do you have any document with vendor and your employer?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: yes sir, I have the PO and gave him that[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: I see multiple visit visa 's on your passport[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I said yes sir, my sister stays in UK and i visited her[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: I even see Canadian visit visas..this is your 3rd multiple entry visa..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: Yes sir..i visited Canada earlier..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa officer: How many times did you visit earlier?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I hated to answer this question but i had to..i said 13 times[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: wow..who stays here?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I said my friends[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Did you visit Canada 13 times for your friends?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: My BF lives here and i visited for him[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: He smiled...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Is your GC under processing?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: yes sir, i filed i140 and i am waiting for priority date to be current[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Do you have plans to settle down in United States?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: it's such a complicated question..i said NO[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Why did your employer start GC processing when you are not interested?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I said i thought it would be easy for better for fulltime opportunities if i have a EAD ( I answered something which popped in my mind..i didn't even know if i can answer so..)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: SO, you think you are not getting FT opportunities because you don't have a GC?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I got nuts.. i was frustrated...i said nothing like that..i had the required skill set and my employer was willing to file it and i thought it would be a good idea to have it filed...( I really thought in mind..would you please stop these questions regarding GC processing)[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: He smiled..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: Staying in Toronto shouldn't be a problem for a while for you since your Boy Friend is in Toronto right?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: u mother fucker....r u thinking im gay....?u n ur wife going to suck cocks i n hell...if u r not stamping a H1 ...[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Visa Officer: He smiled and said...relax...i am granting you visa..and gave a slip to track the passport...i had my loomis location in brampton and he told it would take 3-4 days for me to collect my passport..[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Me: I said thank you and and came out of consulate almost with a head ache..it was such a long interview but i am fine as i finally got the visa[/font][/color]

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