Vivi Caught Dui

[hava]

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Oh, I see.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: Can I see your license please?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: Don't have one?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: I can't do that.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: Why not?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: I stole this car.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: Stole it?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer: You what?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please![/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The woman steps out of her vehicle.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Is there a problem sir?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Murdered the owner?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The first officer is stunned.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.[/font][/color]





































































































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Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
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[tom bhayya]

[Ranga_The_Donga]

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[hava]

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[hava]

[quote name='Jeedeelu' timestamp='1345584579' post='1302351999']
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[sujithrede]

[quote name='Jeedeelu' timestamp='1345584579' post='1302351999']
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veedevadandi babu

[hava]

[quote name='battalsatti' timestamp='1345584665' post='1302352008']

veedevadandi babu
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[Desamudhuru]

Kotha thadu vesukoni marii spamming aa ??

[ilovekajal]

ardham kaledhu inthaki idhi joke ah?

[sujithrede]

[quote name='hava' timestamp='1345584615' post='1302352004']

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[tom bhayya]

[quote name='TITANIC' timestamp='1345584790' post='1302352022']
ardham kaledhu inthaki idhi joke ah?
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[Desamudhuru]

[quote name='hava' timestamp='1345584683' post='1302352010']

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[quote name='TITANIC' timestamp='1345584790' post='1302352022']
ardham kaledhu inthaki idhi joke ah?
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[ilovekajal]

[quote name='battalsatti' timestamp='1345584828' post='1302352024']

y wasting ur posts.. come with hava5

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[ilovekajal]

[quote name='Alexander' timestamp='1345584846' post='1302352027']
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[hava]

[quote name='Alexander' timestamp='1345584846' post='1302352027']
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