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Once upon a time there was a man with a 25 inch penis.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Any guy would be excited to have such a big penis, but this man was not.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
So one day his friend told him about a witch who could help him.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
So the friend gave the man the witch's address.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The next day he visited the witch.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
After telling the witch his problems she asked to she his penis.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
After showing her, she thought for awhile and finally came up with an answer.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
"Go into the woods and find a frog.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Ask the frog to marry you and each time it says no, your gigantic jewels will shrink 5 inches."[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The man quickly ran to the woods.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
After searching for an hour he finally found a frog.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
He ran up to it and asked it to marry him.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
"NO Thank You" the frog said.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The man looked down and watched his penis go from 25 inches to 20.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The man asked the frog two more times, and again, it replied no.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
Once he was at 15 inches he thought 10 inches would be perfect, so he went up to the frog and asked it to marry him.[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The frog replied.[/font][/color]
























































































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"How many times do I have to tell you.... NO, NO, NO"[/font][/color][color=#000000][font=Helvetica, Arial,]
The man looked down at his jewels and watched it go from 15 to 10, and from 10 to 5, and finally from 5 to not even a centimeter[/font][/color]
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kompa tisi aa manshivi nuvena CITI_c$y CITI_c$y sCo_^Y

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