Last Evacuation Drill - Ultimate

[andhraajay]

[i]XYZ Office[/i] -> A fire alarm rang at 5 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.



[i]Security Officer [/i]-> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

[rudhra]

[quote name='andhraajay' timestamp='1345752193' post='1302367779']
[i]XYZ Office[/i] -> A fire alarm rang at 5 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.



[i]Security Officer [/i]-> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
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iddi jokaa leka nijamaaa

[andhraajay]

Joke for a Laugh nothing more

This is not real

THIS IS NOT REAL