Jokes

[andhraajay]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#800000"][b]1.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#000080"][/color][/size][/font][font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#800000"][b]Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#800000"][b]We serve the needy, not the greedy...[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
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[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="red"][b]2.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today's news: More aunties found jogging.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#99cc00"][b]3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff00ff"][b]4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3][/size][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff00ff"][b]SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff00ff"][b]appear from outside.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
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5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#008000"][b]hasnelagi.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][size=3] [/size][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#008000"][b]Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.[/b][/color][/size][/font]
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[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="blue"][b] 6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain![/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="blue"][b]Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"]
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[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#00ffff"][b]7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#00ffff"][b]identification parade.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#00ffff"][b]When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee,
Yahi thee" [/b][/color][/size][/font]
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8. Judge : Why do u want divorce?[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#339966"][b]Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#339966"][b]tamari agg nahin bujati.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff99cc"][b]9.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff99cc"][b]Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff99cc"][b]saath le jaa rahi hai.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#000080"][b]10. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA.[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#000080"][b]Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#000080"][b]jaate! [/b][/color][/size][/font]

[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff6600"][b]11. Santa: Murge kaise diye?
Vendor: Rs 50, Rs 40 n Rs 10[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff6600"][b]Santa: Rs 10, itna sasta kyon?[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff6600"][b]Vendor: Sir ise AIDS hai.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#ff6600"][b]Santa: De do mujhe ... khana hai, gaand thode hi marni hai! [/b][/color][/size][/font]
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12. Santa standing in balcony without shirt.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="#993366"][b]Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni BHABI KE dekh.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
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13. Santa runing after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Ma
lagti hai?"[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="red"][b]Driver : Nahin.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="red"][b]Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai?
Driver : Nahin.[/b][/color][/size][/font][font="Arial"][size="2"] [/size][/font]
[font="Comic Sans MS"][size="5"][color="red"][b]Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?[/b][/color][/size][/font]
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[Ranga_The_Donga]

hindi jokes translation plz...

[andhraajay]

[quote name='Jeedeelu' timestamp='1345754506' post='1302368204']
hindi jokes translation plz...
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Hindi vi delete cheyyamantava??

ippudu translate chese opikalu levvu..ante aa time ledu le

excuse me

[9Pardhu]

we want in telugu

[andhraajay]

Deleting post as not meeting the expectations of the Members..

If not to be deleted let know with another post after this

[Gachibowli_Diwakar]

1st one bagundi

[andhraajay]

[quote name='Silence..Please' timestamp='1345771013' post='1302369897']
1st one bagundi
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tq

[evadigolavadide]

[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se[/b][/color][/size][/color][color=#282828][font=Arial][size=2][size=3] [/size][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]hasnelagi.[/b][/color][/size][/color][color=#282828][font=Arial][size=2][size=3] [/size][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.[/b][/color][/size][/color]

[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b] [/b][/color][/size][/color]

[chittimallu4]

Gp

[andhraajay]

[quote name='evadigolavadide' timestamp='1345771480' post='1302369957']
[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se[/b][/color][/size][/color][color=#282828][font=Arial][size=2][size=3] [/size][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]hasnelagi.[/b][/color][/size][/color][color=#282828][font=Arial][size=2][size=3] [/size][/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b]Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.[/b][/color][/size][/color]

[color=#282828][size=5][color=#008000][b] [/b][/color][/size][/color]
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LMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO

[andhraajay]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1345771518' post='1302369960']
Gp
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tq

[Mama77]

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[BillMarkSteve]

[complete_faking]

GP 

[Piscop]

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