Santa Goes Into A Chemist's Shop, Reaches Into His Pocket And Takes O

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[b] [url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/santa-goes-into-chemists-shop-reaches.html"]Santa goes into a chemist's shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.[/url][/b]


[left][size=1][url="http://www.alldayjokes.com/2012/08/santa-goes-into-chemists-shop-reaches.html"][font=Georgia,]"Could you taste this, please?"[/font]
[font=Georgia,]The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.[/font]
[font=Georgia,]"Does it taste sweet?" says Santa.[/font]
[font=Georgia,]"No, not at all," says the chemist.[/font]
[font=Georgia,]"Good," says Santa. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."[/font][/url][/size][/left]