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[Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy]

[b][size=5]1.[/size][/b]

[b][size=5]3 sisters got married & went for honeymoon. Mom asked them 2 send feedback sms.

1st daughter's sms: 'NESCAFE'
.
Mom checks out nescafe ad: It read 'GOOD TO THE LAST DROP'.
Mom smiles.

2nd daughter's sms: 'BENSON & HEDGES'
.
Mom checks out ad: It read 'KING SIZE, EXTRA LONG'.[/size][/b]
[b][size=5]Mom smiles again.

3rd daughter's sms: 'BRITISH AIRWAYS'
.
Mom checks out British Airways ad & faints down. [/size][/b]

[b][size=5]It read:
.
'3 TIMES DAILY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS.....!!! [/size][/b][b][size=5][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/size][/b][b][size=5][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/size][/b]


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[size=5][b]2.[/b][/size]


[size=5][b]A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school
today hunny?"[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When
the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your[/b][/size]
[size=5][b]son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked
him if he wanted to ride it home and the son
replied, "Nah dad my bum is still sore" ................... [/b][/size][size=5][b][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/b][/size][size=5][b][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][/b][/size]


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[size=5][b]3.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]A Case Study on Marriage Decisions: [Averge marital life 30 yrs]
COST:
Marige expenses - Rs. 2 lac
Mthly expen-Rs.15,000
Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs. 3,000
RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs -Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]MEANING:
1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 66 lac + 2 lac spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate29 lac
= 99 lac
CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.
CONCLUSION:
Outsourcing is cheaper........!!!!!!![/b][/size]


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[whatever]

[mtkr0]

1..

[Sastrygaru]

1 st and 3rd ROFl.. [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[remobabu]

[Maximus]

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[Kirak Brats]

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[Andhra Hero]

[youngtiger]

[I hate caste......]

[khiraak]

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[kiran_chander]

[quote name='Sidhu...Sidhaarth Roy' timestamp='1346256813' post='1302400035']
[size=5][b]3.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]A Case Study on Marriage Decisions: [Averge marital life 30 yrs]
COST:
Marige expenses - Rs. 2 lac
Mthly expen-Rs.15,000
Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs. 3,000
RETURNS:
SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.
Next 5 yrs -Weekly 1 Time.
Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.
Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.[/b][/size]

[size=5][b]MEANING:
1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 66 lac + 2 lac spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate29 lac
= 99 lac
CALCULATIONS:
A Man spends Rs.7120 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.
CONCLUSION:
[size=6][color=#FF0000]Outsourcing is cheaper........!!!!!!![/color][/size][/b][/size]
[/quote]
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[peru_edaite_enti]

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[dollar vora]

[babu_andrew]

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