Have A Bal Berak...................

[kiran_chander]

[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#000080][b]MIND[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#000080][b]BLOWING: Telugu[/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#002060][b] Star [/b][/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#000080][b]Balakrishna’s Dialogues in English[/b][/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#0000a1]1)[/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=2][color=#0000a1][size=3] [/size][/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#0000a1]U can study and get any certificates. But u[/color][/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=4][color=#0000a1]cannot get ur death certificate[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]sneeze u ll say HUTCH[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]software engineer cannot bcom a software[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world[/color][/size][/font]
[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]in world cup[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=red]Last but not least……..[/color][/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=5][color=#0000a1]7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Times New Roman][size=4][i]How do you feel now??? [/i][/size][/font]

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