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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

[ManOnFire]

Cartman: "You guys I got it! It's seriously! It's the greatest picture ever, oh my God!!"
Stan: "What did you do to Butters this time?"
Cartman: "It was genius! I waited till he was totally asleep, right? And then I got my camera, and I pulled down his pants and I took a picture of his wiener in my mouth!HAHAHAHA!!!"
Kyle: "Dude!"
Cartman: "I know, I know check it out look! I got his whole wiener in my mouth see! (laughs) Man I got him good!"
Stan: "Dude how is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth getting him!?"
Cartman: "Because that makes Butters gay now!"
Kyle: "No dude, that makes you gay!"
Cartman: (surprised) "Uh-what?"
Kyle: "You put a guy's wiener in your mouth that makes you gay stupid!"
(Cartman looks at the picture for a short while)
Cartman: "Nuh-uh!"

[ManOnFire]

"Respect My Authority!" - Eric Cartman

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"Mr. Jefferson is the best thing that has happen to South Park in a long time in if you screw this up, GOD help me i will rip your balls with my bear hands, you hear me my bear hands." - Eric Cartman

[ManOnFire]

Cartman (on phone): "Okay Gary. How about $90 a fetus?"
Gary: "How about $50 a fetus?"
Cartman (on phone): "Come on Gary. You are breaking my balls Gary! You are breaking my balls. How about $70? Okay, I'll call you back."

[ManOnFire]

"And everyone lived happily ever after...except for Kyle who died of AIDS two weeks later." - Eric Cartman

[ManOnFire]

[i][b]On March 17th, 2010 South Park began its 14th season on American Television. The animated comedy series created, produced, and written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker has become a politically incorrect institution in America. For Stone and Parker, no celebrity, politician, religion, country or issue is above being lampooned and their fans love them for it. Intended for mature audiences, the show revolves around four 3rd grade children – Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman – and their adventures in small town Colorado. The shows crude, dark, satirical and wildly politically incorrect humor is best represented by the shows most popular character – Eric Cartman. South Park’s main antagonist, Cartman is profane, mean, spoiled, and selfish, but that’s why people love him as much as they do. So much so, that many prominent publications list Eric Cartman as one of the most iconic television characters of all time. Praised as highly as it is criticized, South Park remains as popular today as it has ever been. The show will certainly go down in television history for its willingness to push the boundaries of humor, with Eric Cartman’s big obnoxious mouth leading the way. [/b][/i]

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[list]
[*][color=#333333]1. “I would never let a woman kick my @ss. If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! You get your b*tch @ss back in the kitchen and make me some pie[/color]!”
[*][color=#333333]2. “Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle’s mom gets a bug up her [/color][color=#333333]@ss[/color] about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.”
[*][color=#333333]3. “Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a paying job or Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire!”[/color]
[*][color=#333333]4. “If some sissy chick tried to kick my @ss I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”[/color]
[*][color=#333333]5. “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.” — Cartman[/color]
[color=#333333]“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.” — Cartman’s mom replies[/color]
[*][color=#333333]6. “Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”[/color]
[*][color=#333333]7. “Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.”[/color]
[*][color=#333333]8. “Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.”[/color]
[*][color=#333333]9. “It’s an Afghanistan goat, so it can’t stay here, or else it’ll choke on the sweet air of freedom.” — Cartman on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan[/color].
[*][color=#333333]10. “Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly!” — Wendy[/color]
[color=#333333]“Intelligent and friendly on rye bread, with some mayonaise.” — Cartman[/color]
[/list]

[ManOnFire]

“If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!”

[ManOnFire]

Mr. Garrison: "...now can anyone tell me what 'sexual harassment' means? Yes, Eric?"
Cartman: "When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind."

[ManOnFire]

"Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!" - Eric Cartman

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"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000." - Eric Cartman

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"Okay, that does it! Why has everything today involved things either going in or coming out of my ass!?" - Eric Cartman

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"Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!" - Eric Cartman

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"Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard." - Eric Cartman