The Ultimate Benefits Of Medical Insurance

[ManOnFire]

[u]The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,[/u]

[u]"Hello."[/u]

[u]"Mrs. Sanders, please."[/u]

[u]"Speaking."[/u]

[u]"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory.[/u]
[u]When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well...[/u]

[u]We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.[/u]

[u]Frankly, either way the results are not too good."[/u]

[u]"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.[/u]

[u]"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV.[/u]

[u]We can't tell which is which."[/u]

[u]"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.Sanders.[/u]

[u]"Normally we can, but MEDICARE will only pay for these expensive tests once."[/u]

[u]"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"[/u]

[u]"The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.[/u]

[u]If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.[/u]

[babu_andrew]