Oka Line Humour

[Emantaru]

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[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3] [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][22] Man: Is there any way for long life? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3] Dr: Get married. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3] Man: Will it help? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"] Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3] Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font="Maiandra GD"][size="4"][color="#000099"][size=3][27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][/indent]

[Spartan]

[size=6][b][b][font=Maiandra GD][color=#000099]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/color][/font][/b][/b][/size]

[baboydennis]

[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1347400698' post='1302461795']
[size=6][b][b][font=Maiandra GD][color=#000099]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/color][/font][/b][/b][/size]
[/quote]lol

[Gachibowli_Diwakar]

[Ashoka]

[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2w2r5gm.jpg[/img]

[Vivian_afdb]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[Spartan]

[quote name='Vivian_afdb' timestamp='1347401044' post='1302461819']
[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[/quote]
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2w2r5gm.jpg[/img] chchipodaniki...samudram lo dookite enti....ureskunte enti..ana...

[Chakram12]

[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/sd_blush.gif?1290372289[/img][b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3]It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss[/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[Vivian_afdb]

[quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1347401100' post='1302461824']
[img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2w2r5gm.jpg[/img] chchipodaniki...samudram lo dookite enti....ureskunte enti..ana...
[/quote]
kalisi undataniki chesukovaddu
vallu lekpothe undalem anukune vallani chesukondi lekpothe
thravtha badha padtharu ani

[cola]

[b][b][color=#000099][size=3][3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [/size][/color][/b][/b]

[b][b][color=#000099][size=3][4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [/size][/color][/b][/b]

[b][b][color=#000099][size=3][27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/size][/color][/b][/b]




[b][b][color=#000099][size=3][img]http://i.imgur.com/oeo9Z.gif[/img][/size][/color][/b][/b]

[girishv]

[quote name='Emantaru' timestamp='1347400370' post='1302461766']
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[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][22] Man: Is there any way for long life? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3] Dr: Get married. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3] Man: Will it help? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099] Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]
[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3] Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b]

[b][b][font=Maiandra GD][size=4][color=#000099][size=3][27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it![/size][/color][/size][/font][/b][/b][/indent]
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[Simple123]

awesome lines

[charygaru]

[quote name='Vivian_afdb' timestamp='1347401661' post='1302461837']
kalisi undataniki chesukovaddu
vallu lekpothe undalem anukune vallani chesukondi lekpothe
thravtha badha padtharu ani
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[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/dvk102.gif[/img]

[Chakram12]

[quote name='charygaru' timestamp='1347405339' post='1302462007']
[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/dvk102.gif[/img]
[/quote] hey chary....eta vunda....chala rojulayindi...kanabadi

[Simple123]

[quote name='Vivian_afdb' timestamp='1347401661' post='1302461837']
kalisi undataniki chesukovaddu
vallu lekpothe undalem anukune vallani chesukondi lekpothe
thravtha badha padtharu ani
[/quote]

ante first testing cheyyala . field trails vuntaya mundu ?