ManOnFire Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 [size=5]So this kid had a real bad habit of eavesdropping.[/size] [size=5] Everyone knew him for eavesdropping, and he was really good at it too![/size] [size=5] One day, it just went too far..[/size] [size=5]He was walking to school one nice early morning, and he saw a young couple whispering.[/size] [size=5] Well of course, he just had to eavesdrop. He really couldn't make out the words they were saying, but he did hear some.[/size] [size=5] All he pretty much did hear was "2 nickels and a dime".[/size] [size=5]Well, he went on into his math class and wasn't really focused.[/size] [size=5] His teacher asked, "Why aren't you participating today Billy? You always seem to be focused and alert."[/size] [size=5] Billy just replied, "Well I heard a couple talking, and they said '2 nickels and a dime', and I don't know what that means.."[/size] [size=5] The teacher was furious! She said, "Go to the principals office right now!"[/size] [size=5]Billy was just confused! He went into the office, and the principal was surprised to see him there.[/size] [size=5] Billy is an A+ student, never gets in trouble. The principal asks, "Billy, why are you here?"[/size] [size=5] Billy, of course, replied, "Well.. I really.. don't know.. all i said was '2 nickels and a dime'.."[/size] [size=5] The principal says, "Billy, leave. You are expelled.. just go."[/size] [size=5]Billy, crying, walks home.[/size] [size=5] His mother says, "I got an email from your principal, why on EARTH are you expelled?!"[/size] [size=5] "Mom please, help. I don't know why!! All i said was '2 nickels and a dime!"[/size] [size=5] His mother says: Go to your room! Oh, you just WAIT until your father gets home!![/size] [size=5]Pounding on the door, Billy's father is screaming! "What did you do to make my wife cry?!?!"[/size] [size=5] "Dad! Please, out of all people, HELP! All I said was '2 nickels and a dime'! What does it mean?!"[/size] [size=5] His father yells "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! NOW!"[/size] [size=5]On the streets, night comes. The police pull up, "Son, you seem a bit young to be out here alone.."[/size] [size=5] "I got kicked out of the-- house.." "Son, thats silly! Why?"[/size] [size=5] "All.. I.. said.. was.. 2 nickels.. and a dime."[/size] [size=5] The police hand cuff him, throw him jail for the night.[/size] [size=5]At the court the next day, the judge asks, "Boy, with all honesty, what happened?"[/size] [size=5] Billy, alone without an attorney, lawyer, or even parents, replies "Your honor, I said '2 nickels and a dime'. I do not even know what it means.."[/size] [size=5] "Yep, 20 years prison."[/size] [size=5]Billy gets sent to the toughest juvenile detention facility in the world, in China, 20 years of hard living in the prison.[/size] [size=5]Upon his release he comes out and across the street it says on a market window: 2 Nickels and a Dime.[/size] [size=5]"Finally!! After all these years, I will FINALLY find out why my life turned out this way!"[/size] [size=5]Sprinting to the store across the street, he gets hit by a bus.[/size]
bhargava_v Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]2 Nickels and a Dime[/size][/font][/color]
*Prince Charming Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]2 Nickels and a Dime[/size][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
cherlapalli_jailer Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 kasta explaining cheyyakoodada? artham kaaledu
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CenationZ Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://i56.tinypic.com/2w2r5gm.jpg[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] endi va idi.. [/font][/color]
bhargava_v Posted September 18, 2012 Report Posted September 18, 2012 [quote name='cherlapalli_jailer' timestamp='1347975276' post='1302496518'] kasta explaining cheyyakoodada? artham kaaledu [/quote] [quote name='edisav_edava' timestamp='1347984566' post='1302497215'] naaku kuda [/quote] jeevitham lo konni vishayalani lite theesukovali ekkuva ga pattinchukovadu...
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