Erotic Jokes

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Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is goin

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Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex?
A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source

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Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count ?
If she has to chew before she can swallow.

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Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me im going in!

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Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, [color=#ff0000][b]and pray you don’t Multiply[/b][/color]!
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Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel’s pierced? That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener

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How do you make your girlfriend cry while having sex?...Phone her

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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float

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Q: Why did god give woman 2 sets of lips? A: So they can piss & moan at ths same time!

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kiki baagunnayi

[Rao_Garu]

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