A Husband Working In Uk Wrote To His Wife In India ......... Lol

[mey hoon DON]

[b] [size=5][b]A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,[/b][/size][/b]



[size=5][b]His wife replied
TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart............... [/b][/size][size=5][b] [/b][/size][size=5][b] [/b][/size][size=5][b] [/b][/size][size=5][b] [/b][/size][size=5][/size]

[cherlapalli_jailer]

oldest of the old

[IamNotTrouble]

[indent=1] bayya dont mind.... veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy old joke[/indent]

[crazyhorse]

seddila kaalam naati joke idi

[dilkush]

[mey hoon DON]

Pappu and an american met on a
plane and had a bet that:
"if pappu fails to answer his question he must give 5$ and if american fails
he has to give 500$"

American: whts the diff b/w earth
nd moon....??

Pappu silently gave 5$ to american..

Pappu: Which is the animal with 3
legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4 legs.....??

American searches for 2 hrs in his
laptop and gave 500$ n asks:
whts the answer.....??

Pappu again silently gave 5$ ..

[cherlapalli_jailer]

keep up the spirit.... but anni old bayya...try some thing new...

[crazyhorse]

rofl.....[img]http://lh4.ggpht.com/-ZSDumuXxkSw/Ti2IOnUEPkI/AAAAAAAAAqo/rV5gkYJJYo4/intfella.gif[/img]

[ganesh]

hahha