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One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of

serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what

happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This

morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my

bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the

balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find

anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and

he

was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at

him, That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The

doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.

What

the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was

the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running

late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same

time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two

Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened

to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

Njoy your day adious

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