Gujju Magic !

[Chirupanjee]

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]A Gujarati and a Sindhi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Sindhi stole 3 chocolate bars. [/size][/color][/i][/b]
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[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]As they left the store, Sindhi said to Gujarati: "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me You can't beat that." [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]Gujarati replied: "You want see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." [/size][/color][/i][/b]
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[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]So they went to the counter and the Gujarati said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The Gujarati said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Gujju asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. [/size][/color][/i][/b]
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[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?" [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]The Gujarati replied: [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=red][size=4]"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate." [/size][/color][/i][/b]
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[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]U Just CAN'T Beat A Gujarati !![/size][/color][/i][/b]

[chittimallu4]

This is 1980s joke

[Chirupanjee]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349300810' post='1302579047']
This is 1980s joke
[/quote]

Ante nuvvu 1960 model vi annamaata.....[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/13.gif[/img]

[chittimallu4]

[quote name='Chirupanjee' timestamp='1349301068' post='1302579055']


Ante nuvvu 1960 model vi annamaata.....[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/13.gif[/img]
[/quote]edhi .... same joke steady ga malli cheppu choodham

[Terminator II]

[Chirupanjee]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349301136' post='1302579057']
edhi .... same joke steady ga malli cheppu choodham
[/quote]

Steady ga vinu....

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]A Gujarati and a Sindhi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Sindhi stole 3 chocolate bars. [/size][/color][/i][/b]

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]As they left the store, Sindhi said to Gujarati: "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me You can't beat that." [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]Gujarati replied: "You want see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing." [/size][/color][/i][/b]

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]So they went to the counter and the Gujarati said to the Shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The Shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The Gujarati said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The Shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Gujju asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. [/size][/color][/i][/b]

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?" [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]The Gujarati replied: [/size][/color][/i][/b]
[b][i][color=red][size=4]"Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate." [/size][/color][/i][/b]

[b][i][color=#558ed5][size=4]U Just CAN'T Beat A Gujarati !![/size][/color][/i][/b]

[chittimallu4]

Ok...ippudu navvosthalledhu....repu mrng try chestha nee kosam....

[Chirupanjee]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349301445' post='1302579073']
Ok...ippudu navvosthalledhu....repu mrng try chestha nee kosam....
[/quote]

..... Sardarji annamaata.

[chittimallu4]

[quote name='Chirupanjee' timestamp='1349301649' post='1302579084']


..... Sardarji annamaata.
[/quote]avi kooda early 2000s jokes vayya...cell phones vachina kotha lo ne chala sms lu choosam...edhaina kotha ga try chei

[Chirupanjee]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349301757' post='1302579087']
avi kooda early 2000s jokes vayya...cell phones vachina kotha lo ne chala sms lu choosam...edhaina kotha ga try chei
[/quote]


Ok vayya. Jokes raase time ledu. Nuvve edo oka new joke chepparaade.

[chittimallu4]

Ee db lo citi ani undevadu....manchi manchi jokes esevadu ee madhya ravatle...athanu vasthe follow his posts......full dhamaal comedy

[Chirupanjee]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349302120' post='1302579113']
Ee db lo citi ani undevadu....manchi manchi jokes esevadu ee madhya ravatle...athanu vasthe follow his posts......full dhamaal comedy
[/quote]

[Sastrygaru]

[quote name='chittimallu4' timestamp='1349302120' post='1302579113']
Ee db lo citi ani undevadu....manchi manchi jokes esevadu ee madhya ravatle...athanu vasthe follow his posts......full dhamaal comedy
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