hi Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Jackie Chan VS BalayyaOur Tollywood shooting star BalaKrishna, his fans call him as Balayya is going to America.He is travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside Jackie Chan . but Balayya doesnt knowthat he isJackie Chan. their conversation goes like this- Balayya: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)Jackie Chan: hi, how do u doBalayya: great. i am returning from Pandurangadu shooting in U.SJackie Chan: really ? cool. i am an actor myselfBalayya: i am a great actorJackie Chan: says whoBalayya: myselfJackie Chan: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars alsoBalayya: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awardsJackie Chan: i can see thatBalayya: my father was greatest actor in the worldJackie Chan: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman s only sonBalayya: i am tenth son of NTRJackie Chan: who is NTRBalayya: he is the greatest actor in the worldJackie Chan: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or MarlonBrando. can you name a movie of your father s ?Balayya: supermanJackie Chan: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was supermanBalayya: acting is in my bloodJackie Chan: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my bloodBalayya: my father was a great actorJackie Chan: youve said that beforeBalayya: ok. theres not much more to talk for meJackie Chan: i would love to see some of your workBalayya: (pulls a DVD out of his bag) here watch thisJackie Chan: what is itBalayya: its my latest movie seema simham .. which means lion of the areaJackie Chan: interesting. After seeing the DVD for five minutesJackie Chan: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different seat pleaseBalayya: (smiles and shakes head)After conversation with Balayya he moved to a anotherseat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seatof Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesnt know that he is Jackie ChanTheir conversation goes like this:Jackie Chan: I couldn t believe that guy was saying his father NTR was the greatest actor in the world.Jr.NTR: Nandamuri Taraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to himJackie Chan (with a surprise): Who are you?Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.Jackie Chan : Anyway, who are you???Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....Jackie Chan: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn t talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ..Jackie Chan: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn t want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)Jackie Chan: ARe you married?Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.Jackie Chan with a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with KournikovaJr.NTR: No, I am in love with sameeraJackie Chan: Who is she?JR.NTR : you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me.Jackie Chan: Why?Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.Jackie Chan: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like thatJr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......Jackie Chan ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bajana and asks): what is your name?Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......Jackie Chan is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the nextavailable empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri kalyanram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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