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[left][font=Georgia,][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]Two men and a woman. [/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair..... . Kill her!!' [/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.' [/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]All was Quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' [/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her husband.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]She took the Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one After another.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]They heard screaming, crashing, Banging on the walls.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]After a few minutes, all was Quiet.[/background][/color]

[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]The door opened slowly and there stood the Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. [/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]'This gun is loaded with fake bullets ' she said.[/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)]'I had to Beat him to death with the chair.' [/background][/color][/font]


[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)][font=Georgia,]MORAL: Women are crazy & Don't mess with them... @3$%[/font][/background][/color][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)][font=Georgia,] @3$%[/font][/background][/color]
[color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)][font=Georgia,] @3$%[/font][/background][/color][color=#222222][background=rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969)][font=Georgia,] @3$%[/font][/background][/color]
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@3$% @3$% @3$%
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[quote name='Silence..Please' timestamp='1349591802' post='1302592712']
CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y CITI_c$y
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Inkaa padukoledaa :3D_Smiles:

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[quote name='Dalapati' timestamp='1349591970' post='1302592717']
Inkaa padukoledaa :3D_Smiles:
[/quote]nenu weekdays lo ne about 1 ki padukunta [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img] inka weekend twaraga how padukunedhi .. ippude Julayi movie chuusa

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[quote name='Silence..Please' timestamp='1349592059' post='1302592723']
nenu weekdays lo ne about 1 ki padukunta [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img] inka weekend twaraga how padukunedhi .. ippude Julayi movie chuusa
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Julai ippudu chuusinavaa :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles:

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[quote name='Dalapati' timestamp='1349592171' post='1302592728']
Julai ippudu chuusinavaa :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles: :3D_Smiles:
[/quote] [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img] print bagaledu ani aagaanu inni days .. ofcourse ivala chuusindhi kuda antha goppa print em kadhu anuko .. kakapothe edho adjust ayya

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anduke...just book and fcuk...that's it [img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i2Q0CGpKSIc/TENtmrMx4kI/AAAAAAAADyU/oONY3XJBpQA/s200/bemmi-1.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Silence..Please' timestamp='1349592230' post='1302592735']
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img] print bagaledu ani aagaanu inni days .. ofcourse ivala chuusindhi kuda antha goppa print em kadhu anuko .. kakapothe edho adjust ayya
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Dallas lo annie release avutayai akdaa ... atlaa timepass ki kottagaa release ayinappduey chuudochu kadaa :3D_Smiles_38:

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[quote name='Dalapati' timestamp='1349592316' post='1302592739']
Dallas lo annie release avutayai akdaa ... atlaa timepass ki kottagaa release ayinappduey chuudochu kadaa :3D_Smiles_38:
[/quote] [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img] naku movies ante interest undadhu .. adhi kuda theatre lo ante inka chedda-chiraaku .. head-ache ochesthundi .. andhu k appudapudu ila online lo no .. lekapothe netflix lo no chuusthu unta

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[quote name='Silence..Please' timestamp='1349592651' post='1302592756']
[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2ywbhft.gif[/img][size=5][b] naku movies ante interest undadhu .. adhi kuda theatre lo ante inka chedda-chiraaku .. head-ache ochesthundi[/b][/size] .. andhu k appudapudu ila online lo no .. lekapothe netflix lo no chuusthu unta
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[img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-i2Q0CGpKSIc/TENtmrMx4kI/AAAAAAAADyU/oONY3XJBpQA/s200/bemmi-1.gif[/img]

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