God, I Wish That I, And All Men, Could Understand Women

October 23, 2012

[left][size=4][font=Georgia,]A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will [u][color="#009900"]grant[/color][/u] you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."[/font]

[font=Georgia,]God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."[/font]

[font=Georgia,]The biker thought about it for a [u][color="#009900"]long time[/color][/u]. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent [u][color="#009900"]treatment[/color][/u], why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."[/font]

[font=Georgia,]God replied - "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?" @3$% @3$% @3$% [/font][/size][/left]