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[color=#333333]what if its HELL:[/color]
[color=#333333]A man dies and goes to hell.[/color]
[color=#333333]There he finds that there is a[/color]
[color=#333333]different hell for each country.[/color]
[color=#333333]
He goes to the German hell and
asks, "What do they do there?"
He is told, "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in
and beats you for the rest of the
day."
The man doesn't like it, so he
moves on and checks out the
American hell, the Russian hell and
hells of other countries.
He finds that they're all more or
less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell
and finds that there is a long
queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they
do here?"
He is told,"First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devil comes in
and beats you for the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly the same as all
the other hells; so why are so
many people waiting to get in
here?" wonders the man.
He is told ,"Because the
maintenance here is so bad that
the electric chair does not work,
Someone has stolen all the nails
from the bed and the Indian devil
is a former government servant,
So he just comes, signs the
attendance register and then
goes to the canteen..! :P :D[/color]

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i can appreciate the humor that is present but also sad about the state of things we have in india.....hope everything change and oneday become a role model to the world!!!

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[quote name='mindheartandsoul' timestamp='1351168843' post='1302687503']
i can appreciate the humor that is present but also sad about the state of things we have in india.....hope everything change and oneday become a role model to the world!!!
[/quote]hope sooo

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