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***Girls PSychology****


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Here im posting some Funny messages, i got them whem im browsing some sites..
You may heard them or may not. im posting them here just for entertainment only



Way 2 impress a girl : Respect her, honour her, protect her, spend money 4 her, care 4 her.
How a girl impress a boy :
Just smile once... ante... gunde gallantu...
Sarva Naashanam.


Satyji enters kitchen. Opens sugar box, saw and closed. He is doing like that repeatedly.
Wife asked, Why? Satyaji replied, Dr. told me 2 check sugar levels daily.


Education is incomplete without 5 B's
B- Bikes
B- Beers
B- Babes
B- Bunks and the most important
B- Backlogs


Girls Psycology - Fraud with innocent BOys; Fun with handsome boys;Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; LOve with faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with th Rich Boy

Did you have any lover b4 our marriage?
Wife : Remains silent.
Hus : what is the meaning 4 this silence?
Wife : dont disturb while counting.

Senior ragging the junior.
Senior : After ur marriage I will kiss ur wife.
Junior : Ok. No problem. I want to marry ur sister.

Satyaji was very angry all jokes was about him.
He asked his wife tell me one joke without my involvement.
Wife said 'I am pregnant'


Teacher to Satyaji : Is it possible that a person's name and sur name both are same?
Satyaji : Why not? If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will become Lara Lara.


If these are not worthfull, i request moderator to delete this thread  dancegdb

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psycology evadiki kavali.. pigure bagunte chalu [img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8933/jack20blackah9.gif[/img]

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